The moment when your are defended by people you would never expect to lift a finger for you.
Guys be aware of the friends you don’t usually hang around with, they might help you when your ‘best friend’ suddenly hates everything about you.
“It doesn’t get better.”
Now, for all of you who are part of the “It Gets Better” project, this video doesn’t rip on it. It adds to it.
i really fucking love this guy jesus christ. i don’t know if i want to be him or if i want him to be my crazy uncle.
and i love his face. i want to pet it.I wasn’t going to watch this but then I did and you should really, really actually watch this. No matter what you are or what you do or how you feel about literally anything, watch it, because it’s gonna make you happy and happy is a good thing.
Now this. This genius. This I stand behind. This is real, and not these little close-minded hug-it-out groups here on Tumblr. Bless this man and his vision.
OMG I LOVE THIS GUY. I’VE FOUND MY SEMPAI!
This goes here…
And here…
This guy gets it.
I just couldn’t agree more. I had to put up with lot of bullies in my life, lot of hard and ugly shit too, but exactly like the guy said in the beginning: it made me stronger, because I’ve already seen really bad stuff and only few more things can be worse than that. It’s like ascending to higher level in a game, opponents who were once crazy strong are now piece of cake. Of course there are always big bosses at the top of your leveling, but you either fight them or you fail.
And one thing, bullis never expect you to fight back. Surprise them.
THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.
i fucking love the shit out of this.
Reblogging this again cuz it is literally my favorite post ever
So beautiful :’)
I think I just found my marriage vows
Wow, the stuff that happens in my country.
Some assholes have made methanol instead of alcohol and sold it to people and about 20 have already died by methanol poisoning and it’s getting really risky to go out for a drink.
So now there is currently prohibition in my country and it will apparently stay like that for a while. On one hand, I’m pretty glad, hopefully no more people will die by poisoning, but on the other, my birthday is next week and I was looking forward to going to my favourite pub with friends and just drink. But with the prohibition, we will just drink soda. :I Or beer. Because I guess there is an exception for beer, or for drinks with 20% or less almount of alcohol. That’s not that bad, I just miss my favourite cocktails. And tequila.
