robosexualginger:

“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area

If I ever see you as Meenah you’re gonna get groped.

Ok I will try to get mentally ready for that :D

omggg combine soldier YESSS I was considering a cosplay of that too. Which type would you be cosplaying? Metrocop, actual soldier or…elite…?? etc…blejkhk yee

aaaa just a regular metrocop. :3 shit dude we should definitely cosplay this together one day. :I I will even be getting a voice changer for this cosplay, no one will know it’s me,hahaah >D

Things I want to cosplay in the future:

  • Mindfang (Homestuck)
  • Meenah (Homestuck)
  • Bec Noir (Homestuck)
  • Combine soldier (Half-life 2)

and maybe one day

I want to have the first two finished in this summer. If I will have enough money and time I might finish the Combine costume just in time for AnimeFest ‘13.

Phew.

azamack:

yes

tastefullyoffensive:

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olanrogers:

It’s A Monday! Enjoy a New Video ;) 

MIDNIGHT CLAW

what is this why is this

thegestianpoet:

buenastardis:

I had a dream last night where I was talking to my future daughter and she was crying because she was having a really hard time at school, teen angsting etc

me: you know, when I was in high school I didn’t have many friends

daughter: …that’s not…very comforting. What did you do for fun if you didn’t have a lot of friends?

me: well I’d come home and watch movies and tv and then I’d blog about my feelings on tumblr

daughter: …tumblr?? you mean that old website that got banned by The Leader?

me: wat

And then I looked around in slow motion and realized that we were living in this Utopian future where tumblr is banned and no one has free access to the internet

daughter: all hail our Dark Lord, Protector of the Nation.

Then I look up, horrified, to the spot where my daughter turned to, and it’s a framed picture of Cillian Murphy wearing a dark suit and looking down at everyone condescendingly, sort of like this:

so then I ran around the house, flailing like a horrified seal, and every frame had the same picture…

then suddenly I was at the Louvre and this happened…

I woke up gasping for air and with dry tears on my cheeks

christ

me: *puts earphones in*
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me: *plays music*

boltong:

Apocalypse Pizza Vidéo (by jesuisbiencontentfr)

THIS LOOKS REALLY COOL OMG

8D Jesus Christ this is great!