natorade182:

How our generation will be at 85+

natorade182:

How our generation will be at 85+

barkentin:

talesof4chan:

Anon has a burglar break intalesof4chan.tumblr.com

Yeah that’s a cat:
Gets other people to do the work
Is a dick

barkentin:

talesof4chan:

Anon has a burglar break in
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

Yeah that’s a cat:

  1. Gets other people to do the work
  2. Is a dick

missing-rose:

i hope i look as good as aragorn when i’m 87

giftvintage:

"I believe I’m better at emotional parts because I’m really naturally sad. All this pep I put on isn’t the real me. I assume it as I would a cloak, and that is what it is to me — a cloak for my actual feelings. When I’m alone I cry more than is good for me. Nobody likes to have a weepy person with them, so when there are people around I’m gay." — Clara Bow. Bizarre Los Angeles

giftvintage:

"I believe I’m better at emotional parts because I’m really naturally sad. All this pep I put on isn’t the real me. I assume it as I would a cloak, and that is what it is to me — a cloak for my actual feelings. When I’m alone I cry more than is good for me. Nobody likes to have a weepy person with them, so when there are people around I’m gay." — Clara Bow. Bizarre Los Angeles

kittyinva:

Dancing in the Dark - The Band Wagon

Kittyinva: One of the greatest film dance numbers of all time - Cyd Charise and Fred Astaire. Exquisite.

Everyone should watch The Band Wagon, it’s a wonderful movie about a musical! And it has the most amazing noir dancing scene!

terumiafuro:

terumiafuro:

i never posted this did i. well heres a picture of me writing pokemon au fanfiction in class

500+ fucking notes. this is incredible, will this be my legacy on these here tumblr dot coms

terumiafuro:

terumiafuro:

i never posted this did i. well heres a picture of me writing pokemon au fanfiction in class

500+ fucking notes. this is incredible, will this be my legacy on these here tumblr dot coms

pitchimperator:

egberts:

wordsmythologic:

egberts:

im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards

Ah, yes but emordnilap is a word!

An emornilap is any word that, when spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples of emordnilap pairs include:

  • desserts & stressed
  • drawer & reward
  • gateman & nametag
  • time & emit
  • laced & decal
  • regal & lager

And therefore “emordnilap palindrome” is an emordnilap palindrome.

Which I, for one, think is really frickin’ cool.

dude

What.

cross out the things you’ve done.

snapslikethis:

Graduated high school. | Kissed someone.| Collected something really stupid. | Smoked a cigarette.| Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. | Gone to a rock concert. | Helped someone| Gone fishing. | Watched four movies in one night. | Gone long periods of time without sleep. | Lied to someone. | Snorted cocaine. | Failed a class. | Smoked weed. | Dealt drugs. | Been in a car accident. | Been in a tornado. | Been to a funeral. | Burned yourself. | Ran a marathon. | Cried yourself to sleep. | Spent over $200 in one day. | Flown on a plane. | Cheated on someone. | Been cheated on. | Written a 10 page letter. | Gone skiing. | Been sailing. | Have a best friend. | Lost someone you loved. | Shoplifted something. | Been to jail. | Dangerously close to being in jail. | Skipped school. | Had detention. | Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. | Stolen books from the library. Gone to a different country. | Dropped out of school. | Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. | Had an online diary. | Had a yard sale. | Had a lemonade stand. | Actually made money at the lemonade stand. | Been in a school play. | Been fired from a job. | Swam with dolphins. | Taken a lie detector test. | Voted for someone on a reality TV show. | Written poetry. | Read more than 20 books a year. | Gone to Europe. | Loved someone you shouldn’t have. | Used a coloring book over age 12. | Had surgery. | Had stitches. | Taken a taxi. | Seen the Washington Monument. | Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. | Overdosed. | Been in a fist fight. | Gone surfing in California. | Had a hamster/guinea pig. | Pet a wild animal. | Used a credit card. | Did “spirit day” at school. | Dyed your hair. | Got a tattoo. | Got straight A’s. | Been on the Honor Roll. | Know someone with HIV or AIDS. | Made out with someone. | Played on a sports team. | Snuck out of the house. | Swore at a teacher. | Gone laser tagging. | Had a romantic relationship| Been on the TV. | French braided| Skinny-dipped. | Driven a car. | Performed in front of an audience. | Gone bungee-jumping. | Been to Mexico. | Crashed a car. | Sky dived. | Been kissed in the rain. | Made an 11:11 wish. | Drank alcohol. | Forwarded a chain letter. | Made a mistake.

plot twist: if you want to know the story behind any of these, message me and i’ll tell

neopetsilluminati:

sometimes a lucky soul is spared 

neopetsilluminati:

sometimes a lucky soul is spared 

redeaddie:

ladyintheattic:

i cannot believe that we were robbed of this book scene

This is no joke. These are direct lines from the book.

galacticdad:

thanks to anxiety whenever i make a mistake i feel like this

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breastforce:

the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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sketchamagowza:

What Were They Theenkeeng?!

sketchamagowza:

What Were They Theenkeeng?!